Then I thought we could go up to Pinehurst for a few weeks of golf. How does that sound?”“It sounds great, but...”“But what?”“Don’t you ... have to be back at work ... or something? I mean ... you’ve been gone a week already... ?”“Honey, the short answer is no.”She looked at me with a puzzled expression and said, “Cam, it’s not really any of my business, but what do you do for a living?”“Two things: First, everything I do is your business. Anything you want to know, just ask. Second, my business is investing money ... my money. That’s really all I do, and it really doesn’t take much time. Furthermore, what little I need to do, I can do anywhere. What I haven’t done is spend any time with women. And since I’m new to this, and you’re an instructor, I thought you could give me lessons on making love to a woman. At the end of the lessons, Kris, I hope you realize if I’m not any good, it will be your fault.”Kris just rolled her eyes. “Look, lover, I now have a second opinion: Liz agrees. ..Yeah, and she felt really bad about that. Actualy, believe it or not, I cut about five minutes off of her rant. She is touchy about some things, and I am sorry I didn't let you readers know that her eyes were narrowing. really.She is a make believe character, she wasn't the one insulting your readers!Now look who is breaking the fourth plane! I want to warn you, that Hardcase's eyes are narrowing right now... Oh, no- S sorry, ah, she seems like a nice girl, and I am sorry I blamed you oops I ment...ha ha, I told you so! Oh, don't take things so seriously, for one, I doubt that you were elected by the majority of the readers, and two, this is humor. I admit to brusing the fourth plane, but after all, this is humor, and in a way, isn't it nice to acknowledge the reader? Hey, if you want, go dig up my livejournal, it has some stories on there. Also some fourth plane distortion. I didn't pander though. wait, would this plug be considered pandering or not? hmmm... (pondering.
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